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Steam Punk Sex Toys: Ray-Guns For Your Lady Business!

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Do you know what you need to stick between your nethers? Nothing less than old-timey craftsmanship run on steam and ghost-rock! The vigorous rogering this ray gun gives is strong enough for the most “modern” of ladies!

Source: Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities!

Via:The Daily Wh.at

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  • Lurch

    Always nice to see a woman cleaning her vibrator after she used it.

  • Starsky

    And its ribbed for her pleasure!

  • DarkMatter

    “So many guns, and so little brains.” (see Humphrey Bogart in THE BIG SLEEP)

  • Der shimmy

    It’s all fun and games until someone pulls out the wrong vibrator and gives themselves a hysterectomy.

  • MZlady

    It’s about time they put a handle on one of those!

  • Pherkrise Ache

    Dr. Johnson, I presume?

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    Well, it makes sense since vibrators were invented in the Victorian era. Doctors used them on their female patients because they believed orgasms cursed hysteria. Then they became available for use in the home so women could treat themselves.

  • grigoryrasputin

    On the other hand, I don’t give a fuck if her finger is on the trigger of this particular “pistol”.

  • gloomhound

    So play much Deadlands?

  • Martyvz

    Tastes like tuna!

  • Anon

    It makes my lady easier to be around. I don’t think the doctors were that far off base.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/taekwondogirl taekwondogirl

    Normal ones wear out so fast that I sort of doubt ones with novelty appendages on them last as long as they claim to.

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    What do you think those ribs on the “gun” are for, to give that “Oh my God” waves of pleasure & loud moans of satisfaction when the barrel by itself isn’t quite enough

  • Truckle

    If that is a freeze ray, she will never get her tongue loose.

  • CM

    You know, my godfather is an OB/GYN, and not even he can point out exactly where the ‘hyster’ is, or how one would properly ‘ectomy’ it.

  • Mustachio

    FIRST!!! <8-D

  • Alisha

    So…um…*cough*….where can I….*clears throat*…get one of those? Research use, of course.

  • anon

    It’s the ancient Greek word for uterus.

  • Sheepy

    Check out the source link.

  • carnifex

    for some reason this reminds me of the weapon george clooney wields in “from dusk till dawn”…as in,i imagine it works the same way..

  • __ECHO__

    dosent do anything for me

  • Epic Badger

    I TOLD YE DON’T TOUCH THAT DARN THING!

  • G. James

    Don’t lick the Tesla!

  • Lurch

    Please let us know what the results of your research is. And let me know if you need a researchassistant.

  • trillian

    WANT

  • VeetVoojagig

    You know… I’d be nervous to have something steam-powered between my nethers. It just might explode. But damn, steampunk chicks are hot.

    I could stand to hear a little more.

  • DarkMatter

    Am I the only one who thought of that old KISS song “Love Gun”?

  • skinnehpuppeh

    Oooh look. She’s all animated and talking and stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzIu0tGKssQ

  • Loki

    The first vibrator was a cornucopia filled with bees way long ago before that actually.

  • http://hawtness.com Joe Hawtness

    Dude, I loved Deadlands. Still play occastionally, but we moved to the deadlands reloaded rules. Yay Savage Worlds!

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    And BenWa balls have been around since the days of Cain’s great-grandkids. But it’s always fun to think of those so called straight laced sexually repressed Victorians trying to cure an “illness” with orgasms!

  • Dan

    Um… Either learn to change batteries… Or… Well… Damn, you are hard on your toys…

  • C K Ballard

    The poor lass’s tongue was stuck to the ray-gun for 45 minutes, before the combined efforts of the constabulary and the bucket brigade were able to remove free her. This was all due to some cad “Double-dog-dare’ing”her to put her tongue on the object in question. Later she confessed in private that her tongue wasn’t stuck… she just enjoys having people witness her with her tonge in full contact with long, hard items. Okay… I admit to having enjoyed it!!!!

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