Steam Punk Sex Toys: Ray-Guns For Your Lady Business!

Always nice to see a woman cleaning her vibrator after she used it.

And its ribbed for her pleasure!

“So many guns, and so little brains.” (see Humphrey Bogart in THE BIG SLEEP)

It’s all fun and games until someone pulls out the wrong vibrator and gives themselves a hysterectomy.

It’s about time they put a handle on one of those!

Dr. Johnson, I presume?

Well, it makes sense since vibrators were invented in the Victorian era. Doctors used them on their female patients because they believed orgasms cursed hysteria. Then they became available for use in the home so women could treat themselves.

On the other hand, I don’t give a fuck if her finger is on the trigger of this particular “pistol”.

So play much Deadlands?

Tastes like tuna!

It makes my lady easier to be around. I don’t think the doctors were that far off base.

Normal ones wear out so fast that I sort of doubt ones with novelty appendages on them last as long as they claim to.

What do you think those ribs on the “gun” are for, to give that “Oh my God” waves of pleasure & loud moans of satisfaction when the barrel by itself isn’t quite enough

If that is a freeze ray, she will never get her tongue loose.

You know, my godfather is an OB/GYN, and not even he can point out exactly where the ‘hyster’ is, or how one would properly ‘ectomy’ it.

FIRST!!! <8-D

So…um…*cough*….where can I….*clears throat*…get one of those? Research use, of course.

It’s the ancient Greek word for uterus.

Check out the source link.

for some reason this reminds me of the weapon george clooney wields in “from dusk till dawn”…as in,i imagine it works the same way..

dosent do anything for me

I TOLD YE DON’T TOUCH THAT DARN THING!

Don’t lick the Tesla!

Please let us know what the results of your research is. And let me know if you need a researchassistant.

WANT

You know… I’d be nervous to have something steam-powered between my nethers. It just might explode. But damn, steampunk chicks are hot.

I could stand to hear a little more.

Am I the only one who thought of that old KISS song “Love Gun”?

Oooh look. She’s all animated and talking and stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzIu0tGKssQ

The first vibrator was a cornucopia filled with bees way long ago before that actually.

Dude, I loved Deadlands. Still play occastionally, but we moved to the deadlands reloaded rules. Yay Savage Worlds!

And BenWa balls have been around since the days of Cain’s great-grandkids. But it’s always fun to think of those so called straight laced sexually repressed Victorians trying to cure an “illness” with orgasms!

Um… Either learn to change batteries… Or… Well… Damn, you are hard on your toys…

The poor lass’s tongue was stuck to the ray-gun for 45 minutes, before the combined efforts of the constabulary and the bucket brigade were able to remove free her. This was all due to some cad “Double-dog-dare’ing”her to put her tongue on the object in question. Later she confessed in private that her tongue wasn’t stuck… she just enjoys having people witness her with her tonge in full contact with long, hard items. Okay… I admit to having enjoyed it!!!!