This Song Gives Solid Advice

Five hundred thousand, seven hundred and eleventy fifth!!

not WTF. not Hawt. perhaps would be amusing on another site.

Joe, is this gig boring you?
Are your viewers impinging on your precious time?

+5 for daring to be different.

However, -2 for being a mustache.

no, I’m just trying to branch out to things I think are funny.

MY GF messes up all the time and I never get serviced for it.

It’ll do.

BTW, minor correction to the song: You can exchange most kinds of STD with a B.J. A hand-job would be much safer, though it brings to mind that scene from ‘Animal House’.

This pubic (sic) service reminder from your local neighborhood killjoy.

less singy, more sucky

You’re doing good.

Besides how anyone can thing 50s housewife-style singers advocating blowjobs for any little thing is not WTF or HAWT is beyond me. What interesting lives they must lead!

Pff, ignore any haters – I thought it was hilarious.

This sucks, and not in a GOOD way (bee jay, bee jay).

This is demeaning to women…
And thats why I like it.

Why not both?
Hummers FTW!

Hey, I am a woman, married 5 years with 2 kids and I loved this video. It’s woman empowering, guys can’t get out of trouble that easily! Hubby loved it too.

I gave it an enthusiastic thumbs up

I’ll take a bj as payment for services rendered, yes hell I would!!

Just so you know the current going rates…

Hand job = 1 slice of pizza
BJ (spit) = half the pizza
BJ (swallow) = whole pizza
BJ and lets you unload on her face = pizza and free side of wings

If you’re going to prostitute yourself for food, make sure you don’t get short changed.

Yes they can! Wink wink

Meh. Good idea but poor execution.

Am I the only one who noticed that the chick with the glasses is Marilou Henner?

Yes.

this is probably the most accurate response to the song ever

Yeah, the eyes and mouth. I’d have to see her naked to be sure, however.

BJ FTW