I Need to Start Going to ADA Conventions

Is that guy next to them dead? Sure is the type of thing that would get my attention.

I wouldn’t be looking either, if the women looked like transvestites. I’d call, “dude”, but one of them must have finished the sex change operation.

Ah, so you wouldn’t look, but you wouldn’t get up and walk away. Interesting….

he should try EVEONLINE

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Maybe the guy is depressed because his date left him for another chick.

Bob finally realized that his girlfriend really wasn’t “into” him as much as he thought.

Excuse my infinite ignorance, but what’s an ADA?

ADA = American Dental Association.
I think she was about to give a presentation on how to treat vagina denta…

American Dental Association? (which would mean something to do with “vagina dentata” in this instance)

or

Adult Entertainment Awards (which would mean that Joe screwed up the anagram)

or

American Doctors of Audiology (where one might construe this photo to be some sort of bizarre hearing test – “Can you hear me moan?”)

Hawt Tags:convention, dentists, panties, upskirt…therefore ADA is for the dentists.

Dentists are bastards anyway and if the guy who’s on the left is a dentist, well…it goes without saying. How do I know? I work for a dental insurance company. Most dentists just want to rape your wallet…or massage some chick’s boobs and tell them it helps TMJ (temporomandibular joint disorder).

Americans with Disabilities Act? They have conferences? Looks about right, the one with her leg up…let’s ask Jennifer Aniston to be sure.

Assistant District Attorney?

Prolly just a class reunion. the “shy” and “ugly” girls from high school always slut it up at those things.

This is… nawt… hawt…

My first though was ‘Errrgh, ick!’

we CAAAAAAAAAAARE what you THIIIIIIIIINK

Hey, can’t you see that he is texting?
Priorities priorities. Gotta keep them straight.

Looks like one girl is biting the other’s tongue.
How come I never meet girls like that?

Poor sad keanu

Awwww, what’s wrong? Did the popular girl end up divorced, get fat and not wanna go to her reunion?

And your second thought was that you’d like a cock in your mouth?

This “reeks” of a staged shot, get set, pose, shoot, back to normal in a flash, if its well orchestrated, its a 3 second thing & nobody saw nothin’, unless they just happened to be looking in the right direction, lol.
Saw someting at a Halloween party once while looking in the right direction, a guy & his girlfriend were standing on the other side of a four wheel drive truck, I was standing far enough back to see it as it happened, he made motions like he had unzipped his pants, she squats down next to him, giving him head and PISSING at the same time while giving her clitorus a GOOD workout at the same time too, her jerky hip motions told me she just sucked her boyfriends dick, pissed, played with herself & got an orgasm all in just a few brief instances of semi-public sex, they who dare-get their cookies off.

“Well, gosh darn it Ma! Could you stop making out with Trixie Sue? I mean C´mon! SHE´S YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!

it’s an acronym when you take the first letters of consecutive words to make another word. Anagram is rearranging the letter in one word to make another.
I’m looking up that skirt

yeah I seen that kinda thing too but now we go to a different church

House is texting something snarky to whoever House texts things to…

win

LOL Looks like both of you are harboring some pent up high school rage.

I would have stayed.

“Sitting next to some noisy women. I wonder what they are doing. Wish they would be quiet.”
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YAWN. By the way, the lady is a slut.

Woah……….Schwing!

So proud of her Brazilian Bikini wax, Lydia publicly thanks her aesthetician.

or airline Christmas parties…..those were so much fun

Threesomes:

Big fun later, but initially……. not so much fun for the wingman.

TEXT:
Hi Harry,
took your advice and slipped three Viagra into my wife’s Marijuana cookies before we went out to my sister’s birthday party tonight.

It hasn’t worked out too good so far.

Her left leg has had an erection for two hours, she’s got every guys business card and phone number at the party and that’s not the worst of it.

When she hugged the birthday girl she suddenly got the munchies.