This Guy is Pissed…Awesome

I’m with him

Second that and I found “titkerchief” hillarious

Booo, Ban boob aprons.

Yep, definfitely, “worst fucking invention ever.”

I wouldnt buy one. If chicks dont like thier boobs being looked at why do they wear low cut shirts. Take a damn compliment ladies!

Awesome message and I endorse it

“Parody,” huh? So, what’s being parodied? Something that helps people look the way they want to? Where’s the funny in that?

Or the kind of dork-brained whoreson b*s**rd that thinks all women exist only to be something he remembers during wanking time? Because parodying that kind of s**t-for-brains is treating them too lightly. A knife to the nuts is more appropriate.

HAHA!

like mouthwash that gives you poison ivy, or french fries with herpes??

Boris needs one to cover his moobs. Which are apparently twisted around that vestigial thing he once called a ballsack.

I’m with Botato. if women aren’t trying to show off their cleavage then why wear low cut shirts in the first place?

It always pisses me off when girls wear these sorts of shirts and then get all indignant if they catch someone actually looking.

Because yes, castration with a high risk of death and severe complications is an appropriate response to men looking at women’s décolleté…

I’m a girl and I think this is stupid. If I don’t want my bewbs to be looked at I won’t wear a lowcut top. simple.

Erm, what?

It’s a tits dickie!

I totally wouldn’t mind one of those just for family things, I love my boobs, my family just has some problem with them.

I love my boobies too, but unfortunately most work places frown upon clevage. Thus, the invention of the Boob Apron.

Adopt me as a family member – I certainly wouldn’t complain.

See the comment above, and stop buying low-cut shirts, then.

im with you guys

While, as a female, I agree with you… trust me when I say it’s actually harder than you’d think, especially when you get into what’s supposed to be “nice” or “office” level clothing, unless you happen to like fully button-up blouses.

Are you saying that all “nice” or “office” level clothing is too revealing? Perhaps you need to shop somewhere else.

Best parody EVER, and yes, WORST INVENTION EVER

You wouldn’t buy one? I suppose they are your boobs and you have the right to let your man cleavage hang out sir.

I carry sumpin bedder to disquise cleavage then a boob apron,…If I put my dick between’um the offensive nature is gone, right?

You’re all missing the hidden advantage of the boob apron:

That women who WANT to show off cleavage but can’t at work or some other restrictive environment can wear their low cut tops, and as soon as it’s time to go, Just lift the boob apron out and the girls are out to play in no time!

Why do you look at funny pictures if you have no sense of humor?

Oh look its the white wine dickhead again…F@G! LMFAO

Yes, office clothing is too revealing. Just like wearing your suit jacket to work without a shirt on underneath would be too revealing. It’s not a matter of shopping somewhere else, it’s a matter of the clothing requiring an additional layer of clothing underneath. It’s how it’s designed to be worn. And just like how men used to wear fake shirt fronts because the only part of the shirt they needed was the front to go under their coat and vest, or button on collars, this apron thing isn’t that strange or stupid. It’s just kind of bizarre looking.

Which is not me saying the video isn’t funny–I like it. Just, let’s not pretend the product makes no sense whatsoever or the jobs you’d wear this too are somehow evil.

Talking over a video isn’t a parody. It’s not clever, it’s just angry.

Having said that, I do enjoy cleavage and I enjoy showing what little I have off. I just don’t like doing it around family members as someone else mentioned, and I don’t want to get in trouble for it.

Haha – yes – the video is pretty funny, but that dude just has no idea what being a woman entails, and I think it goes without saying that boobs are not just there for men to ogle (especially those creepy male coworkers you REALLY loathe.) There’s a time and a place for it (why the hell was she wearing one on a date?)
All of you guys who think you know what shopping for women’s clothing is like… just shut up. You know nothing. And ogle women at bars when you get off of work, as God intended.

*sigh* it’s not like men dress in a revealing manner at work for MY benefit, f-ing buzzkills.

OMG I was just laughing my *** off so loud, my husband peeked in the room to see what was so funny!! Sheer awesomeness!!

Welcome to hawtness.

That was simply hilarious, imagining at a real commercial just made me giggle like an idiot just about the entire time.

Humor usually is expressed in some form of universal truth. And this video really has nothing of the sort in it. The shake weight ad (both of them) was a lot better parody material of varying qualities depending on the instance (the SNL one has to be my favorite ATM), simply because it had a kernel of truth in it – that it really is a silly looking sexual thing, and kind of silly for someone to be using it. And most people will see it as such.

Take a joke idiot.

Why the fuck are you even on this site, fag?

Taking their shirt off accomplishes the same thing without the extra layer of funbag buzzkill.

Shut the fuck up assface. Society is fucked up, women look the way they do because that is what attracts males, so yes, they do exist for our pleasure. Fag

This parody of the voice over for the advert is hilarious!

Taking a glance at a woman’s cleavage is an instinctual part of being male. It’s also good for our health, as it increases our heart rate for a bit. Not every guy taking a glance is lecherous. We just can’t help it. It’s ingrained.

I’m not seeing why an undershirt is such a big deal to these women, unless it’s an unusually warm working environment for some reason. Most office buildings I’ve worked in have been well-cooled during the spring and summer. Men wear undershirts under their button up shirts and suits with no problem. Are women really so different that wearing them is so much of an ordeal that that they need this product to solve their modesty issues? I don’t know. We should probably ask a woman. Or possibly several.

Definitely prefer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maPsl8tbOT0&feature=related

We must destroy that place now or will be to late

The video is a parody of the original. You know like when Weird Al takes existing songs and changes the words but uses the same melody? Do you get what is?

you’re a fucking idiot..

I think God himself invented that to counteract the boob apron.

Actually, it is parody. Has it become an overdone form of parody since the snuggie parody? Yes, but it’s still parody. As for ‘anger’, realize that parody is inherently polemical and satirical, which might come off as ‘angry’.

Unless you’re shopping at a store called Slutty Secretary it’s not that hard to find office appropriate tops. My boobs are a DD and I manage to get dressed in the morning without looking like a hooker. Their are plenty of button down shirts, shells, and other office appropriate tops out there that don’t flash everyone.

Those things are not going to stay down when you move and eventually they’re going to gather up and play peek-a-boo anyway. If you have an otherwise slutty shirt that you want to wear just wear an actual cami underneath or get one of those bras that are higher to look like a cami. Either option makes much more sense than basically clipping a hankie to your bra.

im a girl, and im nearly crying laughing at this

What i want to know is, why are there so many women commenting on Hawtness.com?

*Most* dudes have no idea what being a woman entails (Oh, and I’m a dude)

lol fucking funbag napkin

“it’s not like men dress in a revealing manner at work for MY benefit, f-ing buzzkills.”

True, but do you think we really *enjoy* wearing shirts and ties, and possibly a full-on suit to work every frickin’ day while the women get away with wearing pretty much anything so long as it’s not a t-shirt and jeans? Yeah, when it comes to office attire, women have a HUGE advantage over men.

i guess cleavage coverer doesn’t have quite the same ring to it

so a suit jacket and a blouse is essentially the same thing?

u got that rite ho lee fook. XTRA LOW!!! what girl doesnt want to show off her boobs?

Talking over something and essentially ranting about it isn’t a parody. It’s a very funny rant, I’ll give you that.

<3 tit kerchief.

Sounds like Foamy without the pitch shifter.

hell, the damn thing might take the fun out of things, but itll keep guys looking at the girl’s eyes when their talking to them, and not their boobs, which will decrease the bitchslapping in relationships

For men it’s a bit more complicated to dress in a revealing manner. Especially in a still socially appropriate way. Without taking my shirt off, the best thing I can come up with is leaving an extra button undone and wearing tighter pants.

Also, men don’t have anywhere near the same range of choice in clothes as women do. That’s what’s really unfair.

Unleach The Moobs!!!

You have nothing to lose but your shirts, men!

Son, you are homosex.

That is now burned in my memory. A pox on your house!

Is that David Spade?

I like that the ad for hiding cleavage is full of cleavage.

What an asshole. Yeah, try being dismissed, harassed, and a target for violent crime just because you were born with a uterus. That’ll be fun.

christ they make a joke about titties and you want to cut someone’s nuts off? wtF?

I had the same reaction when I saw this commercial.
USA really ruins all the fun..

All your boobs are belong to me !

Who’s the girl in the commercial?

thank you for the great response.

i salute you for having great boobs too.

Big tits AND big brains. Damn sister, you’re a winning combo!

I am going to assume someone is having relationship issues.

Haha, honestly if they didn’t complain a little I’d be weirded out. I’ve decided boobs are hubby and friends only territory haha.

lookit its that guy with white wine, dick lmfao

Can I be your friend?

This guy should not be concerned. There is no shortage of cleavage on display in the world these days.

would of been better if the 2nd woman had looked also….

Since when is a latex outfit (0:59-1:02) “formal”?

That’s an interesting perspective and all, but get let’s hear more about this “Slutty Secretary” store you mentioned.

Haha – I didn’t mean you guys to take that so literally. I was being facetious, but it’s not like women’s wear is more comfortable just because it’s less ‘stuffy’. I was just pointing out that there is double standard in play here – women have to dress professionally at work, as do men, but unlike men they *also* have to dress in a sexy and revealing manner or they’re criticized and berated? The problems women have with work wear are no better or worse than men have, they’re just different.

And if you think it’s comfortable letting the girls swing low all day at work, try going a whole day conscious of your fly being down… then imagine that designers make all pants with an open fly, or that the pants with closed flies are all hideous.

New Product: Nut Flaps.

Whee.

No, I totally understand what you’re saying, but I think you misunderstood me- I was being totally facetious. But it kind of makes my point – Yes, men can’t really dress revealing, but then why is it EXPECTED of women? We are still talking purely in an office setting, of course. I’m sure left to their own devices, some women would opt to dress hoochie EVERYDAY! (Good for them and the stalker from the billing department!)

But remember kids, while the women in the ads are pretty, not all women in the office will be. There will be times you will pray for boob apron, when you think about it.
But don’t. *shudder*

There may be more styles, but most woman’s professional clothing is still sold in S, M, and L sizes – even though we have curves and various different body types. Men’s suits, pants, and shirt dresses have far more measurements involved. I’m only heated on this subject, because while it’s fun to have variety, think of having to find a good tailor to alter every single article of clothing you buy just so it fits right – I can never just buy and wear. Ever. That’s unfair, too. (Feel better now?)

Ahhh! My retinas! They are seared!!

Well, you know what? I agree–I think it’s a dumb invention, but I blame women not learning how to dress or shop. There are plenty of places you can find undershirts that are thin and breathable, and I think most women I know would find using this product kind of tacky and embarrassing.

Can you imagine going home and de-robing in front of a husband/boyfriend? Especially if you’re trying to have sexytimes? Yeah. Tacky. Awkward.

Wait, what?! Since when are women people!?

Women can like boobies, too.

Yes, I totally agree, but this product exists because some women just don’t know how to f-ing shop for clothes, and don’t realize that you can have comfortable, lightweight undershirts or that certain tops basically require them. –not until their boss or coworkers say something.

And while I admire your boob-covering gumption, boobs don’t have to be big for there to be problems. in fact, most V-necks can look even deeper on someone with a smaller chest and back area (aka, me), but then it’s just a matter of altering it so it actually fits right.
Unfortunately, women’s clothing cannot always be off-the-rack wearable… but I agree with you that I don’t understand why some women find dressing themselves so impossible (that they need a tacky boob apron). They’re just lazy.

Where do women get criticized and berated for not dressing sexy and revealing? If you work in a nightclub, I can understand, but I can’t imagine any office environment where that would be expected.

Although I admit my experience with office environments is limited. I’m a programmer, and at all my jobs, t-shirts, jeans, shorts, flip-flops, etc have been acceptable both for men and women. But women also get to wear long skirts, tiny mini-skirts, and whatever else they like. (Not that there are a lot of women in this environment… fortunately my current job at an advertising/event organizing/lots of other stuff doing company is quite a lot more diverse in that respect. But it’s still a small minority.)

As for your fly being open, my boss (or at least, some guy who’s somewhat more important at the project I’m working on than I am) sometimes wears the kind of ugly low-hanging crotch pants where your underwear (if not your entire ass) peeps over the edge. Not terribly sexy IMO, but certainly revealing, and more so than an open fly.

I buy my clothes in M and L sizes too (mostly M nowadays, fortunately). Except pants, where I prefer explicit width and height (jeans sizes). I don’t understand any other sizes.

But you’re right that women need a lot more measurements and variation to get clothes to fit. I’ve heard from many women that most bra brands never fit correctly (but everybody has a different set of brands that fits badly), and only a few brands fit well sometimes, and are still wrong at other times. Same goes for pants that make weird assumptions about the size of your hips.

So my earlier criticism that women have a lot more choice is not entirely fair. Women also need a lot more choice. And they need to shop around before they finally find something that fits the way it should.

But still, I’d also like to have a bit more choice and variety in pant sizes and shapes. And I’m sure I’m not the only man frustrated about that; a lot of men, when they finally find some clothes they like, immediately buy 6 sets of them, because it’s such a rare find. I regret not buying a couple of dozen long black low tight boot-cut pants back when all pants were like that. Now they’re impossible to find.

It’s “Peek-a-boob” not peek-a-boo >:D

So, you’re on the worst person ever list now. Have fun on there.

we do NOT exist for your pleasure you stupid fuck… we look the way we do to please ourselves. and you’re right society is fucked up. it’s fucked up because of people like you assholes…

This parody is totally right, I mean I totally planned to have boobs that are way too big for the rest of my body. How dare I buy tops that actually look nice and then add something else to cover up what I dont want to show, clearly this is the craziest idea anyone has ever had.

it’s called having a layered look so you don’t look so boring. duh.

Uh oh watch out! Boris might stab you in the nuts!

I agree about the men’s clothing, if I find a pair of pants that fit my waist, and hips (yes, some men have trouble in that respect too, designers all seem to expect us to have flat old man ass), and don’t feel like parachute pants once I put my keys & money in the pockets, I buy many of them. And as for jackets, well, once I get the right arm length, they are too big around the shoulder, and once I get the right shoulder, they become 3/4 arm length.

As for a tailored women’s suit…. I don’t care if she’s wearing a jacket, pants, and dress shirt, or jacket dress shirt & pencil skirt, if the suit is tailored properly she will always look hot.

Haha. At first I thought the commercial was someone’s idea of fun…the ummm, “boob aprons” look like someone got scissor happy with their girlfriend’s panties. Honestly, I thought that was what they were. I was figuring that some chick was walking around with no undies. LOL

Fawesome.

i saw this a couple times now when i try 2 watch it its all messed up!!! wtf? this is the funniest thing ive seen a year!!!

it may be since i am drinking, but that was awsome

Women are only good for 2 things. Sex and cooking. Deal with it

I see the usefulness of these things, to make a top wearable for going to church or something like that…

That being said…lmbo, this is hysterical!

Oh grow some ovaries and get over it. It’s a joke and it’s funny.

Alright. I admit that I’m a larger girl in a small city, which means my choices unfortunately wind down to Lane Bryant, a store that while admirable in trying to help larger women feel younger and sexier while being big, mostly has only lower cut shirts (That I feel would only be appropriate for clubbing if that were something I do), or buying stuff that looks like grandma clothes from a catalog.

I’m freaking 25, and I’m modest to the point of being shy, but I don’t want to dress like I was 40 in the 70′s. Maybe I’m just that fussy that it’s hard to find stuff, and having to pick and choose off the clearance racks because I don’t want to spend $50+ on ONE SHIRT have made me bitter. I apologize.

At first it’s funny. “Boob apron” ha ha.
Boob appreciation is cool.

But then it gets angry and creepy.
“Gawking at boobs at work, is the only satisfaction in life”
And it’s like “Gee, I’m stalking my co-worker at the restaurant, and I’m jealous of her date, so I’m calling him ‘white wine fag’”.

“Oh after dinner, she’ll take off her boobkerchef for the white wine dude, but not for me.”

Stalkerish workplace harassment creepiness encouragement for the teenage boys on Youboob. Just what we not need.
hate it.

i like how you take the internet srs

I’ve never heard of this, it’s a real thing? But man, I laughed my ass off. “Titkerchief” heehee

Keep the cleavage! Worst. Invention. Ever.
But if you could do something to keep the fatties from wearing low-cut pants, I’d be eternally grateful.

you stupid douchebag we don’t exist for your “pleasure”. fucking ass

fuck you

actually…… you do
looking good wouldn’t boost confidence for men or women unless they knew it was pleasing to the opposite sex…. I mean I don’t get all ‘dolled up’ for the bros……….

unless you convince him to try it on then it can be kinky/fun….if your in to that sort of thing.

I’m not…. but, uh…..yeah……gotta go……

Feeding the trolls? You know better than that.

thats because men and women think and therefore dress different dumbass

OMG, this made me laugh so hard my ribs hurt!

What’s the point of inventing these anyway? If women want to show less cleavage wouldn’t they just wear something that does just that rather than spend money on this piece of crap?

omg that was awesome! I laughed my ass off watching that

As for my 2 cents to the topic;

I’m a 17y-old guy, and I really do think women over here need to stop whining about clothes. You have 5/6 of the floor space of every common clothes store I know. You have choices between skirts, dresses, pants, shirt, layered shirts, other tops,…
Simply I as a man, have to conform to the common taste as it is given. And as a sidenote, my ass doesn’t fit in like any pants I come across. I used to buy my pants in Charles Vögele, though they stopped supporting my model. The only pants I can buy are heavy duty pants, which are made tol hide the buttcrack of engineers . No option in colours there. Just 1 colour blue, and black if they aren’t sold out. (Don’t have a black one yet still trying to get there in time)

As I see at my girlfriend. She has a freaking wall closet to store her clothes. She has even a choice between SHADES OF BLUE! Come on! Why on earth did I deserve this!

Oh ye, to make things worse. I study at some elitary school, with posh kids all around showing discussing about a brand of pants of €80 and a brand of €120, and the 80 euros one would be just as good.
I mean…wtf, why did I deserve this.

My allday look, as I don’t have anything else consist of a pair of working pants (which isn’t actually that visible they are), a common white (or black) t-shirt, combined with a shirt with a collar hanging open to look somewhat decent. The look works, but then all has been said about it. I’m not happy with it whatsoever.

Oh ye, and asking my girlfriend for advice; she even has less a clue for me than I do In case of combining stuff she always asks me what she should wear.

Funniest reason to go to jail ever though right?

Hardcore Lesbian: “What are you in for?”

You: “93 counts of indecent exposure”

Hardcore Lesbian: “….”

So I’m a dude. I like boobs. Who doesnt? BUUUUUUT, there are some boobs you dont need to f*cking see, like your grandma’s for instance, or your moms, or sister’s ect. But honestly, do you know how much more effective i would be if i got flashed before and after every assignment i got?

you go girl! (pun)
read my name.

go do it with a porcupine
(read name) >_>

I have exactly the opposite problem with jackets. Everything is too tight across the shoulders, unless I get a ridiculously large size, which costs extra, not to mention making me look like a kid playing dress-up. And the small ones are horrible on your neck.

Okay, my first thought, being a woman, is: Why buy those shirts if you don’t want to show cleavage? There ARE shirts available that don’t have V-cuts, cut out that low.

Seriously ladies, stop whining and start wearing clothes you feel comfortable in!

As a medical student who has to lean over to examine patients, etc. it can actually be hard to find shirts that are comfortable for 16 hour days, professional looking and don’t show too much cleavage. Maybe some women don’t have a problem with this, but when you have D’s it can be hard to keep them under wraps.
And some shirts that are fine to wear without an undershirt outside of the hospital become quite scandalous when you are leaning over some lecherous 80 y/o dude’s face.
Funny video though.