I Like Your Anklets!

Wow! If this is what she looks like the morning after, can you imagine the beauty the night before?!?

And from the blue flame under the pot she is really cooking something… Mmmmm….. but then again (to sound corny)… she is so hot she doen’t need the stove to heat the food

Ahhhh! A woman in her natural environment.

I like that stove….God i must really be getting old.

Those cabinets are gorgeous!

Gorgeous figure on her. And the stove is cool.

WTF?!?! Shoes???

They’ve done a good job of disguising the over-sized booty

It’s not over-sized…it’s very well-sized.

If that’s over-sized to you, maybe you need to see the ophthalmologist. Or the shrink. Or maybe you just aren’t hereto enough to appreciate a perfect specimen of, well, perfection in the female form.

That stove looks really out of place in that kitchen. Blue enameled steel with granite counters?!! What was she thinking?

It’s from an article I did on how to cook turkish delight candy.

http://www.ranum.com/fun/recipes/turkishdelight.html

Do you think she’d come over and work on my blue steel as well?

Go ahead, say it, the ‘perfect ass’
Mighty fine ass it is. I agree that hammerhead is aptly named.

Canman changed his name to something a lot more fitting, I see.

Love the articles and pics, ESPECIALLY that last bit about the .50 Cal round as a seal! Totally unexpected…

I have to point out that it’s not some random .50 Cal round…it’s a SLAP round!

Are you people that afraid of your inner gay self that you yell at everyone not sharing your opinion that he’s probably gay?

Seriously, not everyone likes big butts, fat or the likes.

Although I have to admit…I don’t really like (neither dislike) the butt but the rest pleases my eye. I’d like to see her from the other side, the face is important. (Yes, I mean the face and not the tits. Those come third or fourth…)

… I had the same thought (including my oldness)… I dig the modern cabinetry juxtaposed with the very vintage stove… and yeah, the chick is damn cute… Nice flooring too…

People call someone else gay in this context when someone’s complaining about a perfect figure because it’s a little different than what they prefer. “Oh, she’s totally hot but I wouldn’t hit that because she’s got tan lines.” or “Maybe I would, if her eyes were blue.” Hey we’ve all got preferences. The moment your preferences blind you to beauty, you’re not looking for a woman, you’re looking for a beard.

If you can’t stand the heat….

AI wonderful parody of those old-time stove ads where the woman’s supreme joy is cooking for her family using the new appliance. [And as an added refreshing bonus, no one has written in - yet - to inform us how much she/he/it would like to "take a knife to the nuts" of the person who created the ad.]

Man, that stove is awesome, very nice. And your assistant’s not bad either.

If I could cook, it WOULD make me want to try the recipe now..

Please,…Don’t confoose me with that douchebag j/k

Internet=people complaining about everything.

I would call it a perfect booty.

I agree, high heels are ugly and evil. Bare feet for the win.

…Or as I like to call it, Anime in real life.

I must however admit I liked her better without a face..

Actually, I think people behave this way because they are jerks. Probably jerks who need to get laid…badly.

“The moment your preferences blind you to beauty…” Sorry, but I think this is bullshit. Preferences define beauty individually.
I, for example don’t mind curvy girls at all. But sometimes, it isn’t curvy anymore, it’s fat (like the picture of the reading girl – I think she is ugly), at least in my opinion. And yeah, I’m not a fan of big butts.

I also think you people are jerks for trying to use being gay as an insult.

Sorry!

Seriously nice
i like the nastalgicness of this one

-=+>xXx<+=-

That is an amazing ass.

I must admit, I totally agree with you.

I’m pretty sure she looks fat the night before too.

domesticated Chun-Li

Looks like the same butt as here:
http://hawtness.com/2010/07/08/wtf-girl-photos-tiger-lily-is-all-grown-up/

You think the reading girl is ugly? You must be gay.

Just kidding!

Forget what she’s cooking, all I want to eat is her ass…

Thank you for proving that eveyone who complained about my comment didn’t actually *R*E*A*D* it.

Thats a nice stove.

But it’s not.

I dunno, man. It may be the same ass on a different woman. Ever consider that?

Don’t worry, at worst I would have had the urge to bash my head on the table

Sorry, no. The moment you come into a thread to throw out your opinion loudly that a girl is ugly because she has a feature that at most you just dislike, but are willing to disparage the total package because her butt is “too big”–then the onus of jeriktude is on you. As you didn’t do this, I’m using the universal you, not the personal you.

A person who does that is begging, begging to be taken down a peg. And as it’s an idiocy grounded in the kind of arrogant disparagement of a woman no sane straight man would seriously kick of out of bed, the gay commentary, while inappropriate is pretty much to be expected.

And you sir, are a tool!

Remove fishnet stockings,
apply Turkish delight to cheeks,
lick ’til gone!

I like the stove too!

*facepalm*

Nostalgia.
Not nastalgicness.

Canman, you are right in thinking she’ll look chunkier without the heels and dressing, but I have to say “Aye wowa moma!” Real women have curves, and what’s more FEEL fantastic when wrapped around you. (You may not know this yet).

Yup!

Please inform your model that she is absolutely gorgeous and has a perfect body! I am sure she already knows it but a woman can never hear it too much.

Sorry but you can only say those kinds of things if your attractive :-/. See, with a face like yours you have to be nice to women and even then you’re going to have trouble. Only person making you dinner is yo mama.

So he likes his women shaped like 12 year old boys. There is nothing wrong with that. It keeps him from going to jail when the real boys get to tempting. He is also most likely to hit on a tranny that way because sometimes you can’t honestly tell the difference if that’s the kinda girls your into.

Can anyone tell me where you can find out of these. I could die happy if an ass like that walked around my house cleaning and cooking for me. *sighs* A girl can dream….

“What about my ankles, do you like them?” “Yes.” “And my thighs, too?” “Also.”

Free cookies to anyone who knows what the hell I’m talking about.

I am in love with that stove but I’m only 24, does this mean 24 is the new old?

Am I the only one distracted by the gorgeous wicked old oven?

Brigitte Bardot?