She Loves Jack-O-Lanterns

And I love to ja… Never mind.

Happy Halloween, boys!

You-know-who would have a lot more followers if Dolores Umbridge looked like this.

Grandma in a witch costume is not hawt.

Retro Hawtie is hotter then the jumping gal beneath her.

Perhaps the inspiration for this awesome Dave Stevens comic book cover…

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From the crook of her hat, it looks like it’s almost THE WITCHING HOUR!

I disagree. Just because a picture is retro doesn’t make the subject automatically better. I don’t think the picture is very flattering, and her “smile” makes her look like she’s an alien who realizes her cover’s blown.

Hotness is in the eye of the beholder. Or maybe in the pants of the beholder. Either way, we’re all entitled to have our own opinions of what is attractive. The woman in this photo may be sexy, but this picture definitely isn’t.

And can I add I find it very odd that you have such strong opinions on the matter considering you aren’t sexually attracted to women anyway? Assuming your claims of being hetero are true, that is.

If she admitted it, she’d have to flog herself. But then she could start a flog blog and it’d be infinitely more popular than her current one.

I agree with jamisings. The lady jumping looks too skinny. I like the retro pictures of women because that’s when women actually looked how women should look — they should have meat on their bones. This is coming from someone who is under 25 years of age. It sucks that people today think supermodels look good. I think they all look too skinny. Gimme a woman with some thickness to her.

Retro but nice

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There’s actually one more lantern right behind her with a slightly more advantageous view. One can only imagine the expression carved on its face.

I like hoy no matter what the ideal is for the time period, anything straying outside of it is not acceptable.

More like ‘jack-off-lanterns’ i think…