It's Hard to Play Bass With Gloves On

Rock on!

…or Slash’s little girl is all grown up.

I noticed the rickenbacker first.
then I noticed that it’s a copy.
Then I noticed the girl.
Then the top hat.
it must be a bassist thing….

on the other hand,the guitarist across her has an easier time holding his guitar up,because it’s resting on his boner.

If you noticed the guitar first, I’ve got some bad news for you. . .

I noticed the Rickenbacker first too, got excited, then disappointed when I realised it was a copy. Then I saw the chick.

I play bass. Ibanez to be precise.

It’s a bass.

Dude, it’s bassist Syndrome… I can’t help it!

It could be a violin or a midget dressed up like Bela Lugosi–I don’t care. It needs to move so I can see the naked girl better.

And if you saw that it was a bass, I’ve got some bad news for you, too.

Looks like a 4001 to me! – metal frame on the bridge p/u, Ric characteristic triangular fret markers, fabulous naked babe pretending to play it! My 362/12 would cover way too much of the areas of interest.

She’s got rockin’ legs. That’s a fuckin sweet bass. Love the rickenbacker body.

OMG, look at that. A naked girl. All I saw was the bass.

Looks like a real Rick to me, what am I missing?

on a side note:

Why can’t bass players go through a door?

They either can’t find the key or don’t know when to come in.

Naked hawtie with a smokin’ bod… I’m FRETTING!

Totally a bassist thing, my first thought was: “Bitch, I want that bass!”
I just noticed she has a nice rack.

Betraying one’s age, all I could think was “Why did Suzi Quattro never do this…?”
/gets coat

She’s not even holding it right, everyone knows the bass should hang right above your knees.

Yeah, a bass… guitar. o_O

Were still not saving money by switching to Gieco?

I noticed the hat first, then the girl, then the bass…. not sure what that says… aside from that I want all three… fairly much in that order.

Nice Axe?

What naked girl? Oh, THAAAT naked girl…

It probably says that you are a drummer.

How do you get a bass player off your front porch?

Pay her for the pizza.

Or in this case, invite her inside.

I wish I could stroke her instrument….and that guitar

the world needs more nude female bassists.

He has bassist syndrome, he already mentioned it.

HAH

Nah then he’d just seen the girl and tried to hump the monitor..

She has legs?!

“You can leave your hat on…”

p.s. My apologies to Joe Cocker.

bass is also in the category of guitars.

And she knows how to use ‘em!

And I noticed that her right foot is on (what could be) a keg of beer.

All I can think of when I see this pic, is whether she is shaven or not.

I went to the bass first too.
Then I noticed it is missing the rear pickup.
I think it is a real Rick, they just blurred the logo. Makes me wonder if this is from some professional photo shoot.

BTW I am not gay, but I do own a vintage 4001.

The headstock doesn’t have a name on it, think it might be a rockinbetter or something
did you hear what happened when the drummer locked his keys in the car??
It took half an hour to get the bassist out! xD

There’s no way this picture was professionally done. The subject matter’s awesome, don’t get me wrong… but the picture sucks.

Yeah, she totally stole that look from the guy who totally stole that look from Marc Bolan.

(who may have stolen the look from someone else)

Somebody had a fun prom night.

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Nice bass.

Dude! I envy you! The only time I came close to a ric 4001 was when I saw it on a local guitar store. The owner didn’t even let me touch that piece (when I asked about the price he said that I would have to sell my car for it ). Anyway, I should probably get back to my good ‘ol ibanez sr 1000 .

Yeah… It’s bassist thing, the first thing I tought was “OMG HOT RICKENBAKER SGT PEPPER MUST HAVE NOW”. Then I saw the girl, then the hat, then I tought, “Why the fuck does a bassist have a top hat?”.

Shame she’s not actually nude, either–you can see the shoulder straps of a top along the top of the bass. It’s in the wrong position for a guitar strap.

Same here Nat.

I was first excited by the Ric, then it was a copy, then she’s not holding it right….OY! It’s a picture of a woman you moron!!!! (to myself)

Is that Kate Middleton ?! About to be married into the UK royal family?

Seems like a strong resemblence…

What do you call that guy that hangs out with musicians?

The drummer.

Holy shit, Zatanna really let herself go.

… agreeing with the jealous comment! Rickies are as rare as rocking horse sh!t in the UK – it’s always been my favourite bass, even though I’ve never played one.

If I was in that room with her it would be 50/50 whether I’d try to sweet-talk her into bed or punch her in the face and steal the bass…

well im a steampunk and a bassist. i got the tophat first. i didnt know she was “O’natural” intill i noticed the rickenbacker was fake.