Pirate Wenches are the Best Wenches

Obligatory “poop deck” comment.

Arrrg! the correct title for this photo is obviously “Pirate’s Booty”.

How about ‘plundering the booty’?

Shiver me throbbing timber

Arr!

I didn’t want to create a blunderbus(t).

I think that pirate wenches are a close second to serving wenches, personally.

i’m with you mate!
Mmmm…serving wenches…*drool*

Wouldn’t it be really hard to walk on a rocking, slippery boat in those heels?

Aye… but climbing the rigging gets much easier.

And jingling your doubloons?

Or jollying your roger?

Bring me my wenches of waiting!

Who wants her to walk?

I would never mutiny from such bounty.

Of course, which is why I want her to take off those heels. And then that dress…

What heels?

Is it too late to make a booty joke?

I’m a straight woman, I’m always going to notice the shoes first.

But she has to come down from there some time, then she’ll end up with a broken leg or both broken – maybe a broken arm as well – and have to spend the entire journey in bed.

And yes, of course you’d prefer her that way, but think of the bed sores on that butt if you don’t help her. You’d end up having to nurse her.

She whips her hurrr back and furrrth!

Looks like St Petersburg? And what a gorgeous ass!

Avast me sail. Rigor me timbers!

I’m not sure if I’m sad or glad that I’m not the only one who thought this. It was actually the second to come to mind after “Nice ass!”.

Certainly a cheeky wench who’ll wind being pinched hither & yon, & including lots of other good stuff too, lol.

I never got to the “nice ass” part – guess I have it worse.

Nice booty was returned, hinting of much more treasure to be dug for.

Nice ass, but I still want to shove her overboard.

thar she blows!

so that’s what happened to the good ship venus

I think they’d probably use her until she broke and then throw her overboard to the sharks and barracudas, honestly.

I’m not, but I also am going to notice the shoes first

That song never once crossed my mind. Until I just now read that post. Screw all of you for making me have it stuck in my head now .. Screw you a lot!

Nithe dweth (thowwy about the lithp).

Thus, we come to the number one argument in the Pirates VS Ninjas debate. Ninjas don’t get wenches or booty

Re noticing the shoes first: What kind of geek am I that I was most interested in how the ropes were rigged?

this is exactly what I’ve been saying for years. Pirates get all the wenches they could want.

Hahahaha, sorry!

Man i miss gasperilla

Jeez that’s a great ass. Terrific legs too, she must be some sort of dancer. Terrific pic, guys.