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Your Tax Dollars at Work of the Day

Apr. 30, 2011

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Your Tax Dollars at Work of the Day: Two Los Angeles parking enforcement officers partook in an amateur porn sketch that involved groping and being spanked by a porn star — while in uniform.

After an extensive investigation by local reporters, the L.A. Department of Transportation suspended the two traffic officers with pay pending an investigation. “It’s absolutely disgusting,” said Amir Sedadi, general manager of LADOT. “This is not acceptable to me.”

The situation looks pretty grim for these LADOT employees, but they should look on the bright side. Even if they lose their jobs, at least they got to see a porn star masturbate in their patrol vehicle.

Watch some of the amateur footage in the news segment after the jump.

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Bikini Beach Bingo of the Day

Apr. 30, 2011

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Brazilian Babe of the Day

Bikini Beach Bingo of the Day: H&M model Gracie Carvalho recently tried on a few two-pieces for our review.

Check out the rest of her swimsuit selections after the jump.

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Entrepreneurial Exploit of the Day

Apr. 30, 2011

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Fanny Fanatics of the Day

Entrepreneurial Exploit of the Day: It’s no surprise to hear that, when the world witnessed the striking Middleton sisters at yesterday’s Royal Wedding, plenty of onlookers were thinking just how they could get a piece of the action.

Sure, news outlets capitalizing on sensational media coverage is one thing, but … was anyone expecting the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society?

Who knows, but quite a few Facebook users gladly approve of the digital devotion to the bridesmaid’s derriere. The fan page, created by Michael Bandar, has currently racked up just under 56,000 “likes,” and, judging by the East of England resident’s Twitter feed, the young man is proud of his Society’s quick rise to Internet fame.

Of course, if his gloating tweets aren’t convincing enough, check out his online shop, which stocks classy items such as these:

Check out the rest of Bandar’s merchandise here.

[Mirror UK]

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I Need a Boat…

Apr. 30, 2011

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wtf girl photo - I Need a Boat...

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Good For Your Muscles!

Apr. 30, 2011

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wtf girl photo - Good For Your Muscles!

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Porn Parody of the Day

Apr. 30, 2011

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Porn Parody of the Day: Maybe it’s all the buzz around the supposed threequel, but Hustler shouldn’t have taken so long to make This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX — it’s not like couples haven’t been making ectoplasm references in the bedroom for decades.

Of course, this isn’t the first slimy spoof of Ivan Reitman’s 1984 classic. (Just look up Nutbusters when you get a chance.) But Axel Braun isn’t using the GB name in porno vain. Sure, the director may have miscast Ron Jeremy as a librarian when the old timer probably is a ghost IRL, but, judging by the trailer, Braun worked pretty hard to keep consistent with the original plot.

This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX is scheduled for a May release.

[GB News]

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Zabrak's are Sexy…

Apr. 30, 2011

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Anatomy Lesson of the Day

Apr. 29, 2011

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Anatomy Lesson of the Day: It’s not the most economical means of learning the skeletal system, but Etsy merchant Louise Black is offering a custom-sewn corset to help your girlfriend play substitute teacher.

“It is constructed from 7 panels of raw silk fabric and is reinforced with 2 additional additional layers of canvas for even more cinching power,” Black writes in the product description. “It will pull in your waist a couple inches and give your mid-section a waspy, hour glass appearance.”

Order yours here for $159.99.

[Etsy Blog]

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Super Mario Smut of the Day

Apr. 29, 2011

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Super Mario Porn of the Day

Super Mario Smut of the Day: In this sketch titled “Barely Regal,” illustrator Bjørnar Frøyse renders Princess Peach in a somewhat compromising position that gives onlookers a pretty good shot of her toadstool.

What’s not so realistic about the portrait, however, is that one would imagine the Princess would have better accommodations for cooling off/getting wet than a kiddie pool.

A valiant effort by Frøyse in any case.

[Kotaku]

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Tell-All of the Day

Apr. 29, 2011

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Porn Lit of the Day

Tell-All of the Day: Leave it to a nudie mag’s press flak to expose the mishaps and dysfunctions of the sex machines in the porn world.

But what Penthouse publicist/author Lainie Speiser sets out to do in her latest tome, Confessions of the Hundred Hottest Porn Stars, is show that these on-screen idols are more than broken toys. Speiser (The Little Naughty Book of Blow Jobs, Threesomes: For Couples Who Want to Know More) scoops the ups/downs within a few porn star marriages as well as uncovers “the joys of penetration.”

Confessions drops on June 1.

[image via Amazon]

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