
Evening Hotness: ”Is it legal to pose like that next to a hydrant?”
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Evening Hotness: ”Is it legal to pose like that next to a hydrant?”
[thanks Matei!]
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Man Mammaries of the Day: Slate writer Michael Thomsen set out to see whether the myth of the lactating dad was a plausible reality.
While he didn’t have much luck after weeks of pump stimulation, he did unearth a wealth of historical accounts (not limited to bible passages) and incidents as recent as 2002 when a father was able to nurse his child in a war-zone.
Despite the convenience the notion of non-gender specific lactation would provide, I don’t think there is a modesty blanket in the world that would make watching this less awkward.
[via Slate]
Virgin of the Day: Trying to bring some levity to the world of Christian entertainment, comedy writers Rich Praytor and Emilio Martinez set out to create a pro-abstinence film in the wake of Hollywood’s own virgin-comedy resurrection.
Definitely not the first sex-comedy sans the actual act, this goes beyond the coming of age or lonely loser standard, delving instead into the trials and tribulations of sex from the pious perspective.
Disgraced New Life Church founder Ted Haggard, who stepped down as pastor amidst revelations of his meth-fueled love affair with a dealer/male-prostitute, makes a cameo in the film.
We wonder if he talks about being a “masturbation guy”?
[via Gazette]

Blowing in the Wind of the Day: Breezy days and braless outfits go together like peanut-butter and jelly. Delicious and oh so satisfying.
Here’s Minka Kelly enjoying the warm winds of NYC.
More pics after the jump…
Surfer Babes of the Day: Elle magazine teamed up with O’Neill to put together this great video to promote their new Superkini.
We would love to see some crime-fighting done in these suits. But we’ll settle for some sunbathing instead.
[via B3TA]
Dick of the Day: Andy Dick is back to doing what he’s good at. No, not comedy.
According to reports on TMZ the funny-man is being sued for an incident during a December performance in Dallas, where mid-act he entered the audience and exposed himself while rubbing his man-meat on the side of Robert Tucker’s head.
Seeing as it’s caught on film, the allegations will be hard to contest, but I guess the jury will have to decide just how traumatizing this was.
After watching that clip, I think I’m going to go wash my face.
[via D-Listed]

Reality Bikinis of the Day: Spotted in Spain, here are the starlets of UK reality show The Only Way to Essex.
We’re not sure what this show is about, but we are wondering if the Brits want to trade these girls for the entire cast of Jersey Shore.
Think it over.
More pics after the jump…

Royal Tease of the Day: It’s a good thing those Royals started letting commoners into the bloodline. Here’s Pippa Middleton taking in a match at the French Open, looking ready for a title of her own.
Duchess of Gams?
More pics after the jump…

What Happens in Vegas of the Day: Holly Madison shows off the merchandise at the Blush Boutique Nightclub inside The Wynn Resort and Casino.
See more photos of the Playboy Playmate at the Sin City club after the jump.