Evening Hotness: “One of many and more to come.”
We want to see your own hotness — amateur, gonzo, or otherwise. Send us your pics through our submission page or you can email them here. If we need to blur anyone’s face(s) in the photos, please let us know.
Submitted by: Cazador
GIF of the Day: Jessica Biel’s changing scene might be the only reason to watch I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.
See the Biel butt do its jiggly job after the jump.
Classic Cutie of the Day: Meet Linda Forsythe, who in 1970 was Playboy’s Miss February, a Mission Impossible fan, and a hot redhead with hopes of becoming a social worker.
Back then, you could seduce the centerfold with “Dinner by candlelight, soft music, dancing & good conversation.”
See the rest of foxy Forsythe after the jump!
Craigslist Ad of the Day: This guy offers a sincere apology to the redheaded MILF he was ogling at the park, and to her young jogging companion who may or may not have been hit with some “creep-shrapnel.”
You are stacked, I like redheads, my sunglasses were missing…you see where this is going. Anyway, I must congratulate you on getting your young companion to to run completely concealed behind you, only to emerge at what was, for me, the worst possible time. Do you practice that? It must be the best ogle-stopper in the business. I swear, when she popped out from behind you, my libido panicked and imploded in about a nanosecond, and it took effort not to loose a cry of “Dirty pool!” Well played, MILF.
See the full ad after the jump.
Dirty Word of the Day: Coitus hiatus, noun. A break from having sex.
Ex.:
My girlfriend went out of a town so I’m on coitus hiatus until she gets back.
Share your dirty words with us by emailing your most titillating terms and their definitions, and we’ll post the best ones.
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Afternoon Hotness: So hot you don’t notice the webcambodia.
We want to see your own hotness — amateur, gonzo, or otherwise. Send us your pics through our submission page or you can email them here. If we need to blur anyone’s face(s) in the photos, please let us know.
Mango Model of the Day: Isabeli Fontana, the model known around here for her spectacular o-face, recently shot some sultry, leg-tastic photos for Mango clothing.
More photos of Fontana doing her thing after the cut.
Retro Lingerie Model of the Day: Page 3 babe and English reality star Maria Fowler, turned up at a nightclub in London to show off the newest designs from Playful Promises lingerie.
I’d like to see Fowler make some playful promises in addition to wearing them.
More pictures of the corseted hottie after the jump!
Midnight Hotness: I can think of a cure for your insomnia…
Submitted by: Unknown
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["Forever alone, together." via Reddit]
