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World’s Largest Boobs of the Day

May. 15, 2011

World’s Largest Boobs of the Day: Chelsea Charms is famed for her extraordinarily large assets, Itsy and Bitsy.

Charms, Itsy, and Bitsy made an appearance on ITV’s This Morning, where she talked about life with her breasts, admitting that everyday activities like eating and drinking are difficult, and small spaces like airplane bathrooms can be especially problematic.

Does that mean no Mile High Club, Chelsea?

[robcharles / h/t: ihc.]

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Zoe Saldana Photos of the Day

May. 14, 2011

Zoe Saldana Photos of the Day

Zoe Saldana Photos of the Day: Brand new photos of the incredibly hot Zoe Saldana have surfaced, shot by Nino Munoz.

What’s that, Zoe? You’re so lonely and you need someone one to help you with your stocking? Oh alright. Fine. Just this once.

More photos after the jump.

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Hot New Bikini Model of the Day

May. 14, 2011

Hot New Model in Swimwear of the Day

Hot New Bikini Model of the Day: Meet Anahi Gonzales Daly. Her talents include looking insanely hot in swimwear, making sand look less irritating, and inspiring terribly dirty thoughts, despite how clean that beach looks.

Check out more of Daly’s talents in Venus swimwear after the jump.

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Sexy Soap Soccer Game of the Day

May. 8, 2011

Sexy Soap Soccer Game of the Day: Brazil has given us many wonderful things: an elite army of hot models, Brazilian bikinis, and arguably, some great soccer commentary. You can’t argue with the fantastic results when all three are combined and then covered in soapy water.

[Weird Universe]

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Use Your Mom to Get Free Chicken Wings of the Day

May. 7, 2011

Really Bad Mother's Day Gift Idea of the Day

Use Your Mom to Get Free Chicken Wings of the Day: In the market to outdo your dad’s gift of a new vacuum cleaner? Not wanting to rely on the boring ritual of flowers and breakfast in bed?

Leer no further because, as usual, Hooters has the answer to all your problems.

This Sunday they’re offering your Mom ten free chicken wings, presumably as a reward for never putting you up for adoption or perhaps as punishment for not teaching you better.

[Someecards]

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Ugh…I Can't Believe She Got Implants.

Dec. 22, 2009

Caught Looking - Implants

Submitted by: Anon

The look of disgust on her face is just excellent.

Favorite CommentLeia: I’m not quite sure that’s a look of disgust. You never know, she could be checking her out… I know I’ve been caught a time or two checking out another girl’s tits…

Fair enough.

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Oooh, Shiny!

Dec. 17, 2009

Caughtg Looking - ooh-shiny

Anon Spotted This Glitter

Favorite CommentCannedToo: On the twelfth day of Hawtness, the admin gave to me:
Twelve costumes playing
Eleven nips a-popping,
Ten vulcans kissing,
Nine laps a-dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven Ronalds smiling,
Six girls contorting,
Five golden schwings,
Four posting nerds,
Three epic pwns,
Two cameltoes,
And a rare, unknown form of V.D.!!!!!!

Sir, that is hilarious, and brilliant.
-Joe Hawtness

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You've Got Something Right There

Dec. 10, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Nope...it was just your butt.

Anon Spotted This Booty

It was a…um…well…it was nothing actually I just wanted to touch your butt.
-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentCannedToo: “Now fart again and I’ll see if I can feel it.”

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You Missed A Spot

Dec. 9, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - He does like watching paint dry.

Anon Spotted This Painted Hottie

Never has one stared so intently; his vision heightened to hawk-like accuracy, he can see even the slightest of errors in the paint. Then a startling revelation occurs and he realizes…he’s looking at boobs!

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentHass: His using his xray vision to see through the paint…

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Pwned On Camera Interlude: Ooh, Green, My Favorite Color

Nov. 10, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - You can almost hear the, "Oh dayum..."
Edvin Spotted This Leered at Hottie

Here’s another for all of the Pwned On Camera fans out there.

Note the douche who thinks he’s Caesar cause he has a white bathrobe. Lame and lazy costume.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentRockstar: What if she were his sister? That would be sooooo sick…

Wow…that came out of left field…and yes, yes it would
-Joe Hawtness

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