Evening Hotness: Caption this.
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Super Bowl Teaser of the Day: Kia posted a clip on YouTube to promote their upcoming Super Bowl ad, which features a scantily-clad Adriana Lima waving a flag.
Did we mention it’s 5 hours long?
This teaser is an extended, slowed-down version of their first teaser, which was just 15 seconds long.
What we discovered watching the clip: the longer we stare at Adrianna’s luscious legs, the happier we get.
Both videos after the jump.
Heavenly Hendricks of the Day: Mad Men mega-hottie Christina Hendricks poses for Cosmo UK. “Sexiness is about confidence and individuality,” she told the magazine.
Also, boobs.
Season 5 premieres Sunday, March 25th on AMC.
More scintillating Christina pics after the jump.
Sexy Musician of the Day: Smoking-hot Holly Valance is a singer and actress from Down Under, known primarily for her hit single “Kiss Kiss.”
Like Kylie Minogue, Holly also got her start on the Australian soap opera Neighbors before leaving to pursue a singing career. “Kiss Kiss” climbed to #1 on the Australian and UK pop charts in 2002, partly on the strength of the song’s eye-poppingly sexy video.
After recording a follow-up album, State of Mind, Holly flipped back to acting — you may have seen her in Taken with Liam Neeson and as Leanna “The Perfect 10 Model” on Entourage.
Sexy videos after the jump.
Afternoon Hotness: Caption this.
Submit your captions below or cleverly caption the photos through our LOL Builder, and we’ll post the best ones every Friday.
And don’t forget, we still want to see your own hotness — amateur, gonzo, or otherwise. Send us your pics through email, or use our submission page.
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Dirty Word of the Day: Urban cougar, noun. An older woman who makes a sport out of how many young men she sleeps with.
The urban cougar had sex twice that day, but decided to go back to the club for a hattrick.
Share your dirty words with us by emailing your most titillating terms and their definitions, and we’ll post the best ones.
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Animated GIF of the Day: Playing Wii with her, we’d have a hard time concentrating on the game.
GIF after the jump.
Burger Beauty of the Day: Kate Upton is the latest celebrity hottie to be cast in a Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s commercial.
The chain has created sexy spots around Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Padma Lakshmi. A commercial starring the Sports Illustrated bikini model is set to air later this month to promote the burger restaurant’s new Southwest Patty Melt.
Upton leaked plot details of the ad to reporters: “I’m a ‘50s girl with a little cardigan on, a really sweet kind of a girl. But then I take a bite and all of a sudden, I’m sweating, and I’m taking off all of my clothes and I’m in my lingerie!”
“Kate’s probably the hottest girl we’ve ever worked with,” admits Justin Hooper, creative director at the ad agency 72andSunny.
Upton claims to be a burger lover, though she’ll only eat them “maybe once a week” at most.
Another photo from the set after the jump.
Classic Cutie of the Day: Lisa Welch was a sexy model, a Playboy Playmate and an actress in two classic comedies.
Born in Aberdeen, Maryland, Lisa was an “Army brat” who frequently moved from town-to-town. She graduated early from high school, studied fashion retailing in college, and was named Playmate of the Month in September 1980.
Lisa had small roles in the Mel Brooks comedy History of the World: Part I and as a sorority girl in Revenge of the Nerds.
More luscious Lisa after the jump.
