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Feb. 1, 2012

Dirty Word of the Day: Jill off, verb. The act of a woman stimulating herself for sexual pleasure — the female equivalent of “jacking off.”

Linda likes to spend her evenings alone, with a glass of wine, jilling off to gay porn.

Share your dirty words with us by emailing your most titillating terms and their definitions, and we’ll post the best ones.

[UD / photo: Nude Amateur Girlfriends (Not Safe For Work)]

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Kardashian Curves of the Day: If you couldn’t get enough of yesterday’s Kim Kardashian twitpics, here’s the sexy reality show star in preview pics for her Esquire shoot.

    Rowr.

    Kim in lingerie after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Alien Boob Dress of the Day: Designer Gianni Molaro recently debuted the creation above at Alta Roma fashion week.

    Kill it with fire?

    Another photo of this science fiction monstrosity after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Lad Mag Lady of the Day: Gun-toting cutie Charlotte Herbert recently made her explosive debut in ZOO magazine.

    Charlotte is from Plymouth (UK) and loves the beaches there, because “they give us licence to wear bikinis on a regular basis.”

    We officially grant Charlotte the license to wear bikinis on a regular basis, whether she’s near a beach or not.

    More gorgeous Charlotte after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Animated GIF of the Day: This is how women seduce The Incredible Hulk.

    GIF after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Tempting Tumblr of the Day: You have to admire a Tumblr with a simple name and a simple editorial goal, like “Sexy Pics,” which posts nothing but — you guessed it — sexy pics.

    The site gives us a lot of hot close-ups of boobs and butts, mixed with glamorous pin-ups and models in black & white.

    More Sexy Pics after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Classic Cutie of the Day: Kirsten Imrie was a stunning Page 3 girl, a Penthouse Pet and a homeless woman.

    Born in London, Kirsten got married at 18, but quickly divorced her husband and pursued modeling. In November of 1988, she became a Page 3 girl and a year later made the cover of Penthouse.

    Kirsten lived her life in the tabloids and struggled with substance abuse, hitting bottom in November 2000, when tabloids reported she was homeless, having had to sell her home to pay off her massive debts.

    Soon after, allegedly with donations made by tabloid readers, Kirsten was able to turn her life around and resume modeling.

    More classic Kristen after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Sweet Tweets of the Day: Following super-hot model Jessica Burciaga on Twitter gives you an inside look at the life of a Playboy Playmate without having to sit through a reality show on E!

    Jessica began her career slinging wings as a Hooters waitress and now she models for Playboy, Maxim and Stuff.

    More of Jessica’s sexy twitpics after the jump.

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  • Feb. 1, 2012

    Morning Hotness

    Morning Hotness: Caption this.

    Submit your captions below or cleverly caption the photos through our LOL Builder, and we’ll post the best ones every Friday.

    And don’t forget, we still want to see your own hotness — amateur, gonzo, or otherwise. Send us your pics through email, or use our submission page.

  • LOL by: Smiley25

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  • Jan. 31, 2012

    Midnight Hotness: Caption this.

    Submit your captions below or cleverly caption the photos through our LOL Builder, and we’ll post the best ones every Friday.

    And don’t forget, we still want to see your own hotness — amateur, gonzo, or otherwise. Send us your pics through email, or use our submission page.

  • LOL by: anselmbe

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