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She Should Really Clean Up Her UI

Dec. 25, 2009

Anon Spotted This WoW-Hottie

Has anyone else gotten, up opened their presents and then began to play video games all with out putting their clothes on? I hope so.

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentKirnya: [Hawtgirl] has earned the achievement [Drop Them All]!

Excellent!

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"Hi, I'm Park Security."

Dec. 1, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - And I would appreciate it if you backed the hell up off.

Rachel Spotted This Bad-Azz Hottie at Advanced Armament Corps

Outdoor concerts and state fairs have had their share of crowd control problems, so this genius county has hired snipers to suppress the trouble makers.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

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Hey You Forgot Some Pads

Nov. 19, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Boy do I love hockey...St. Louis Blues!

Anon Spotted This Hockey Hottie

This photo has bad-ass written all over it. She don’t care if she gets thrown to the ice, she’ll just get back up and say, “So what if there’s blood on the ice, let’s play some hockey.”

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentAnna Rexia: Where in Canada is this? My bags are packed.

Apparently Anna is going to sign up for the league.
-Joe Hawtness

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She Looks Delicious

Nov. 13, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - This is how Gretel looked to the evil witch.
Karolina Spotted This Candy-Coated Hottie

Favorite CommentSkitz: My libido says yes but my diabetes says no.

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Please, Someone Increase Her Resolution

Nov. 7, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - You can almost hear the midi soundtrack that accompanies her.

Geir Spotted this 8-Bit Hottie at Laughing Squid

This is a well executed costume idea. I like!

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentDr. Duke: While part of her longs to settle down with a old fashioned 8 bit man, she has secret yearnings to find out if what the other girls say is true,”Once you go 64 bit, you never go back”.

And, Cannedtoo’s response to this comment is priceless.

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Yeah, Right Back At You Monkey!!!

Oct. 4, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - That ape must be from Brooklyn

Brian J Spotted That Monkey (and the hottie too)

Favorite CommentPetrander: IT IS AN APE, NOT A MONKEY, YOU TWIT!

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Vir-gina Is For Lovers

Oct. 1, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - The NRA just got a whole lot sexier!

Brian J Spotted These Hotties

So, yeah…the Vir-gina joke is classless, I’m sorry; doesn’t make me any less proud of it though. And, if some one can give me a photo that goes along with the state slogan “Idaho, Famous Potatoes” I’ll award you with an internet cookie.”

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentDeadmeat: Is it man season again?

Internet Cookies are awarded to Liliana for the awesome image she found!

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Who Doesn't Love Japanese Game Shows?

Oct. 1, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - He's really clutching on to that table. He almost looks scared.

Anon Spotted These Contestants

The question that plagues me is Who are the contestants, and what the hell is he doing under the table?

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentRev: That’s not the “Sit’n’Spin” I remember from my childhood.

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Hey! Where's The Atari?

Sep. 29, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - You know, I never thought of using video games in this fashion.

kris Spotted This Hottie

We here in the dank caves of Hawtness are doing another shout out to our lovely lady viewers. Next Monday is “Nerdy Ladies Are Hawt Ladies Day!” So, send us your pics of the nerdiest things you’ve ever done. Have you downed Onyxia? Dressed up as Marvin From The Hitchhiker’s Guide? Or possibly made a case mod out of lincoln logs? If so send us some pics from your momentous moments of nerd-dom.

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentA: I have no idea how to play that game.

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In RUSSIA Girl Scouts Are Serious, And I Bet That AK Shoots Cookies

Sep. 21, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Who Doesn't Want to Accesorize A Bikini With An AK-47

I’m big enough to admit when I’m wrong, that is all Russian gear! Thanks all for the heads up!

Anon Spotted This Hottie

Favorite Comment: You know, if we go by fighting game logic, in regards to armor, this woman will never die.

By: meatmarket

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