Paddling Ass of the Day: Costanza Caracciolo keeps her Italian build in check with a little ping pong action on the beach.

See more of Caracciolo’s workout after the jump.

[The Grumpiest]

I did not know people were playing strip magic.

MacFeegle: I still find the shoes suspicious. I’ve never seen shoes like that on someone playing Magic that wasn’t up to something…

Via: The G33k Warning: NSFW

Proper game maintenance is key when you’re dealing with classic consoles.

Via: Jazzy Jenn

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Also, she should at least be wearing protective glasses.

mr_fixit: Could the pants be any tinier? I mean, if they were smaller you’d need quantum mechanics to define them. Seriously.

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jebusyoon: It would be hard to roll on? Really Joe? Are you gay?

What? It isn’t a flat steady surface? And our house rule states if it falls off the table it doesn’t count.

Now if I said, “My boyfriend hates our new gaming table.” That would make me gay. (not that there would be anything wrong with that. I ain’t steppin’ on anyone’s lifestyle.)

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Punisher: I didn’t know Bill Murray played chess

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I enjoy playing billards quite a bit. So please, get off the table and let me continue to play.

Snookered: Useful snooker tip: if the pink is covered, go for the brown…

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More reasons why I love snow.

Steve: one of these girls
is not like the others.
one of these girls
is dressed real plain!

These are the type of events I never get invited to. I also am never invited to bar mitzvahs, brunch, birthdays and chess tournaments.
-Joe Hawtness

buttfan: Whoever you are, ‘Joe hawtness’, you must be a dumb teen or someone scared of the Christian Murderesses Of God With Axes Who Frigging Hate Anything Living, because the stupid pink stars over nipples look fucking dumb and show you as being the aforementioned. FFS. Get a life.