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Porn Police of the Day

May. 20, 2011

Sex of the Day

Porn Police of the Day: Thanks to the Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology, your SFW work monitors might make the day job just that much lamer.

Breaking through with signal-processing techniques that can identify a massive amount of audio clips, electrical engineers MyungJong Kim and Hoirin Kim now have created a sound analysis system that can detect a sexual moan or growl within online media — before it hits your Web browser.

Previously, Internet monitoring systems that keep the smut out would have difficulty discerning a full frontal shot from, say, a skimpy bikini pic. Compounded with the Kims’ technology, however, workplaces should be able to nail down the nailing clips with ease.

The engineers are demonstrating their Radon Transform-based system at the International Workshop on Content-Based Multimedia Indexing in Madrid, Spain, next month.

[New Scientist]

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You Have Questions, The Internet Has Answers

Apr. 7, 2010

wtf girl photos - You Have Questions, The Internet Has Answers

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Internet denizens heed the call and answer this poor ladies question!

Favorite CommentBillsBayou: Just how much is she holding in her mouth?
If the average is one half to one teaspon (5ml) of volume per issue and she appears to be holding about 4 or five tablespoons, she’s has the semen of anywhere from 10 to 20 men in her mouth.
Or one horse.

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