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Two days to start your mustaches, gents.
fates70: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!!!!I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you!!!!!!WARNING: strong language using the F WORD and talk about ejaculation. If you do not like such things please do not watch. Also if you really dislike Ray Bradbury you probably want to skip this.
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Rachel Bloom, I just want you to know: you are awesome.
Sincerely,
Joe Hawtness
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Do you know what you need to stick between your nethers? Nothing less than old-timey craftsmanship run on steam and ghost-rock! The vigorous rogering this ray gun gives is strong enough for the most “modern” of ladies!
Source: Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities!
Via:The Daily Wh.at
Axel Braun announced that pre-production has begun on the pornographic parody of Star Wars. I know I’m not alone when I yelled, “HELL YES!”
He also wins Quote of the Day: “Yes, Chewbacca WILL fuck!”
Just roll that image around in your mind…oh yeah.
To Axel Braun, if you are reading this make sure you at least offer the role of Leia to Adrianne Curry:
Via: Geekscape
Submitted by: Unknown
There are so many male-enhancement products out there: from books of stretches to surgery. Now for you lazy bastards there is a gum.
No I haven’t tried this, but that would make a pretty interesting podcast. What concerns me are the claims from the site itself, “makes women willing and men ready.”
Specifically the “makes women willing?” Does that phrase, for a gum that the man is supposed to be chewing, worry anyone else? Maybe I’m wrong, but just because some dude at a bus stop is sporting wood doesn’t mean the ladies will swoon. Is some chemical passed to the woman when they kiss? Perhaps that is why they were always chewing gum and making out in Wet Hot American Summer.
Submitted by: ekahnicole via Submit Page
A Nazi U-boat is just out of the frame.
Belly: Crazy chicks are the best in bed. They do some WILD stuff and will leave you twitching on the floor from it being so good. She’s a scientologist, so she MUST be crazy, therefore she’s probably AWESOME in bed.
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The artist of this is really trying to sell me on how much she is enjoying this whole scaly orgy.
PseudoSavior: Fun fact: Komodo dragons have two penises.
