Alien Boob Dress of the Day: Designer Gianni Molaro recently debuted the creation above at Alta Roma fashion week.

Kill it with fire?

Another photo of this science fiction monstrosity after the jump.

[the gloss / photo: Best Week Ever]

Lifesaving Fake Boobs of the Day: A Florida woman’s doctors claim her breast implants saved her life after she was stabbed in the chest with a knife just outside her apartment.

The 41-year-old says she was attacked by the new girlfriend of her ex-fiance with a pocket knife.

Doctors theorize there was just enough saline to stop the knife from piercing her lungs or heart. In an interview, the Florida woman said the $6000 surgery may have been “the best decision she ever made in her life.”

The stabbing suspect is currently facing charges.

[Brobible / photo: Metro]

Tempting Tumblr of the Day: With a site name like “HotJohns” (NSFW), you might not expect to see pictures of ladies, but this Tumblr features a slew of sexy women in strange scenarios.

HotJohns boasts pictures of a women in bikinis shopping for fruit, a hot girl with gun-boobs (above) and a topless girl holding a fish underwater.

We’re not surprised by the Tumblr’s motto: “Let’s just say I’ll try anything twice!”

More pics from HotJohns after the jump.

[HotJohns]

Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s time things come to a close at ol’ Hawtness.com. But, have no fear ALL IS NOT LOST! You’ll find all the old content, and new updated content at Tease.TheDailyWh.at. Brian, the captain of the good ship tease, will be keeping you guys in stitches and boobies. What more could you ask for? And (and it’s a big and) you won’t be subjected to my dumb rantings anymore! WOO!
Alright everyone, I’ll keep this short. Peace out!

-Joe Hawtness

Air Sex Event of the Day: An Air Sex World Championships qualifier goes off this Thursday in Milwaukee, WI. The event is like air guitar, if you replaced the imaginary guitar with an imaginary sex partner. Contestants pick their own costumes, music, and (air) partner, and put on the best performances they can muster.

The winners at each of these qualifying stops will go on to the World Championships in Austin, TX later this year.

“No one is taking it really seriously,” says the owner of the venue hosting the Milwaukee event.

You think?

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Ok peoples, where’s this gem from?!

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