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PSA of the Day: It is with a heavy heart and an arrowed knee that I have decided to shut down Tease, effective this Friday.

Thank you so very much to everyone who read, commented, submitted, participated, mocked, complimented, and silently judged.

The site will remain in hibernation for a couple of weeks to allow you enough time to add any photos you like to your collection. Following the end of hibernation, the site will redirect to the main Daily What site, which you should have been visiting all along anyway.

Thank you again.

LOL (lots of love),

-j.

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Erotic Confession of the Day: They may not make a bundle on every title, but the DVD peddlers at the Los Angeles-based Shout Factory do a fine job of restoring and re-releasing drive-in smut that has long been shrouded by obscurity.

Up next in the Shout Factory queue? A triple-feature which includes Don Schain’s Too Hot to Handle, starring the raspy-voiced blonde (and director Schain’s then-spouse) Cheri Caffaro.

Caffaro was an exploitation starlet in the 70s best known for playing Ginger McAllister in a trilogy of sleazy James Bond send-ups (Ginger, The Abductors, Girls are for Loving – all based in New Jersey, no less). Caffaro was a ballsy one, all right, pulling PR stunts such as showing up naked for an interview with esteemed New York Post columnist Earl Wilson in Manhattan’s Sherry Netherland Hotel and totally unafraid of engaging in bondage and rape scenes in Schain’s films.

But all this lowbrow filmmaking wasn’t just for the Garden State raincoat club. Pulitzer Prize-winning author (Lonesome Dove) and Oscar-winning screenwriter (Brokeback Mountain) Larry McMurtry loved the woman’s work, or so he confided in his movie essay collection Film Flam and shared with me in a handwritten letter from a few years ago.

“Someone stole all her videos from my house,” McMurtry writes. “I think I had five.”

See McMurtry’s letter and clips from Too Hot to Handle after the jump.

Morning Hotness:

Afternoon Hotness: “You like my girlfriend?”

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Stop buying semen for reproduction via snail-mail, says the Canadian Federal Government in a recent release. (Heh.)

Porn critic Lolly Gagger says Killer Bodies “is a pro-torture political statement. Dick Cheney would love this movie.”

The new issue of Garage Magazine features a photo of Shauna Taylor’s tattooed labia.

Adult Swim just got more adult: Look for Riley Steele in the upcoming procedural spoof NTSF: SD: SUV::.

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Watch Stoya teach a man how to twirl tassels on his nips.

Erotic Confessions of the Day: Just a reminder to double-check your Facebook privacy settings, people, especially if you’re not so much into randoms disclosing on a new pervy network that they’ve just recently fapped to you.

Inspired by a redditor thread earlier this year, ThankYourWank welcomes masturbators across the universe to show gratitude to those desirable men and women they’ve recently polished their helmets to.

Of course ThankYourWank is certainly not exclusive to penis-possessing masturbators. But, judging by this justifiably disgruntled wankee who was simply Googling herself during some job application prep, the site is primed for the male predatory instinct:

“On search listing three was the ThankYourWank site! I click on it, and there is my Facebook profile on full view (I guess the site links to Facebook), indicating that people have wanked to me. What’s scary is I have never ever signed up with this site.”

Again, nobody’s against a digitally-enhanced ‘bate session, but kinda creepy to let your friends and neighbors know they inspired the pastime.

See Thank Your Wank’s marketing efforts after the jump.

[Jezebel]

Craigslist Ad of the Day: Ever since The Human Centipede came out, cosplay just hasn’t been the same. But we’re not so sure that one imagination run wild was the cause for ruining this guy’s Halloween party/sex life:

Dude, your costume was the most disgusting thing anyone had ever seen. I didn’t get laid for like two months after you came to my Halloween party, and I live in a house with four college chicks. You could hear their p*ssies snapping shut audibly when you entered the room. I hope you got a good chuckle out of it at least.

F*ck you,

Dave from Encino

See the ad in full (and the “disgusting” costume) after the jump.

[Craigslol]

Babe in Toyland of the Day: After swiping the plastic to have a California Exotics’ Butterfly Kiss Vibrator sent to her doorstep, this woman has pretty much sworn off her spouse.

KLL writes on her first sex toy purchase ever:

I have never had a sex toy. I didn’t think I needed one because I have always had a husband or boyfriend and thought that vibrators were for women that didn’t have a partner and lesbians. WELL … I SURE WAS A CLOSED-MINDED IDIOT! THIS THING IS GREAT! My husband is good but his penis does NOT hum and vibrate against my clitoris while he is inside me. I am guaranteed to orgasm in less than 5 minutes. (Yes, I timed it.) The shaft is small and sort of flacid. I wish it were bigger and hummed more. That is the only reason the butterfly (or BF as I call him now) only gets 4 stars. But the butterfly part sort of envelopes my clitoris. It’s so … yummy. I’m getting excited thinking about it. I think this thing changed my life. I swear I’m a nicer person now. Plus I’ve been getting the best sleep that I have had in years since I purchased BF. Who needs a glass of wine to relax when I have this powerful bad boy?

We give our best to the husband cuckolded by a piece of jelly plastic. Watch an instructional video on the Butterfly Kiss after the jump.

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